Kena Batang Hidung Sendiri. LAWAK !

Yooo nigga, haaaa. Ambil kau Nur Filzah Shaari kena kelenteong balik. Dengan Amal Nabihah Binti Mohamad Rosli ni, HAHA. Eceeeeh konon kena apendiks and masuk hospital then kena operate laaaah. Ohh Then last friday I saw Amal and Mahirah's, Haaaa ambil kau kena balik. Tak pasal pasal amal terpacak depan mata aku balik. HAHA, Thank you :) Byeee. hahahahahahaha. Sorrry Guys :b

Kena Tipu, Pindah Kononnya. HAHA.

Hey dear,sorry what i've done to you.Sorry to, mybeloved friends Siti Nur Anisah Binti Ishak, Sarah Amanda, Wan Diana, Nabila Hani, Hannah Maisarah, Annur Amanina and others. Heee :D Okay sorry gila jahanam nak mati duh. haha. And nisa,aku tak sangka pula kau ankan buat sampai macam tu sekali duh and weh nisa Ya Allah,panjang gilaa duh.Sorry gila aku buat kau macam tu duh.HEE :D If anything happend jadi kat aku.Aku sure bagi tahu kau juga duh. And if kau nak surekan something now. Kau terpaksa tanya parents aku laah, heee. Sorry sangat sangat. And okay nisa ! If kau hilang someone tu. Kau kena ingat juga diri kau okay ? Jangan ikutkan sangat kau punya hati manis tu sayang, haha. *jaaap ! kau dah bluetooth kau punya jiwang tu kat aku duh. Allahuakhbar ! HAHA,okay yang lain tu lagi laah. Aduh haaaih,bukan senang nak buat macam tu. HAHA.

 Ohh and actually buat macam tu,before tu ada reasons bukannya saja ke apa.Mymom dah plan nak tukarkan I school pun.Tak percaya tanya Siti Nur Anisah Binti Ishak tu. Time tu,mymom cakap depan depan nisa duh.Gila tak terkejut rasa nak mati ? Haa hah. Then time balik rumah pula,mymom still cakap cakap lagi pasal pertukaran sekolah.Then myaunts call pun suruh pergi.Mana tak tension siaaal, Ohh then, I plan kelentong mereka semua pasal tukar sekolah tu.Padahal tak pun duh.

Haaa and time dekat sekolah pula,start lah drama.haha. Ohh and lepak dengan aly belle and ecah. Aly dah terkejut gila I ada lagi dekat sekolah tu.Agak terkejut gila.And i tukar sekolah tak bagi tahu Kadishmas en ? Alaaa sorry duh,nisa ni hah.Nak tengok reaction dia. HAHA.But okay tak lawak en.Aku tahu laah.Dia sampai menangis kaan ? Haa aku tahu sangat si anisah tu. haha. Lepak je lah.Aku tak pergi mana pun duh.And aku tak kisah sangat lah,if kau boleh jaga aku ke tak.Atleast kawan lagi right ? right ?

Ohh haa,time datang sekolah tu.fuuh turun kereta agak terkejut nampak nina.After that terus lari masuk sekolah.like nothing happend. HAHA xD, then dah lepak jumpa orang pagi pagi.Loceng and nak masuk dewan. Haaa Ambil kau.Tengok jumpa nisa. Haaa kena maki lah apa lagi "BANGSAT BABI BODOH KAU TAK GUNA,KAU CAKAP KAU PINDAH?!" Haaaa setepek kena maki pagipagi buta tu. haha. Daaaah The End :)

24th December 2009.Thursday -.-

Err hello bye human,so haa hah weh,this day agak macam lawak gila lah,bangang semua kejadah halal tu ada.Okay first sekali,sure ready nak kena pergi ambil results dekat sekolah right ? Okay then,macam biasa tunggu bus nak pergi sekolah.YaAllah, lamanya nak kena tunggu,haa hah time tengah tunggu bus.Well MR.BANGLAS coming dey,and fuuh bau dia harum sermebak bunga tahi ayam tu.haha Eee taaaaak ! WANGI GILAAAAAA :O then bangla members duduk lah err myright.After that,ada lah pula seorang kakakni datang pula.Then dia tanya ada change money tak ? Dah lah cakap macam ni "Kak ada duit tukar tak 10 ringgit ?" Then tukar laah.Fuuh gila muka matang siaaal. haha Eee tak geli okay.Haa then.Bus tu pun sampai lah.Then naik and after that sampai lah dekat section 2 tu.And turun bus semua.And sangat rushing nak masuk sekolah.Haa tengah jalan tiba tiba uncles cab tu panggil,suruh nak teksi blabla semua tu. pakcik tu cakap "Adik,teksi dik.Nak pergi mana ? TEKSI TEKSI!" And then aku pun cakap lah "Pak Cik ! Saya nak ambil result laaaaah", Then uncle tu pun." laa nak ambil PMR eh ? Sudah ke ?" , And "yelaah pakcik.BYE" haha.

KEPUTUSAN PENILAIAN MENENGAH RENDAH (PMR) 2009

After that, sampai sekolah.Masuk pagar besar tu. Nampak lah si Nisa,Eqa dan juga aen semua tu.Lepak lepak lepak.Last last teacher suruh pergi canteen ambil results.Fuuh,meracau tak tentu pasal.Macam orang gilaaa.haha. Okay pergi kat meja class masing masing.Then jumpa teacher Norlin,nak salam teacher Fuuh Parkinson keluar siaal. Bergetar sana sini. HAHA. And dah dapat. Sure lah baca bismillah.And tengok lah results tu. Alhamdulillah tak failed. Tengok Bm B macam bangang ke tak tu ? Orang melayu dapat B. HAHA. But alhamdulillah lah results. Ohh and gila tak percaya Math C ? Selalu failed duh.But syukur lah.Okay Stop it about results. Kita tukar topic jap. HAHA.

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Okay time tu macam lawak gila duh for me lah en. Okay parkinson start from school lah sure,time nak salam teacherokay dah dapat results macam orang batu,haha. After that dekat sunway pula jumpa lah si Syammil and Diana oh and cousins mereka.Haaa tengok movie sama time sama,last last depan mata je duduk.Ingatkan jauh lah ke apa en. haha. Okay then,dah habis movie semua tu.Bangun,And CHECK ! OH GOOOOOOOOD MANA MYPHONE ?! Haaa datang lah balik parkinson mabuk tu en.HAHA. Nasib ada guard pintu tu.Suruh dia tolong carikan.Last last, ada dekat bawah sit SYAMMIL ? HAHA. Okay then,after that.Dah tengok movie semua,nak balik lah. Okay cari jalan keluar. Haaa hah kita sudah sesat ! HAHA.Lastly jumpa lah. Ohh and balik shah alam tu.Dah sampai kat section2, Bus nisa dah sampai an dia nak naik.So dia cari bag duit dia.Tak jumpa kononnya hilang.Lastlast dalam bag. HAHA, and sure bus tu dah lepas.Okay after that mybus pula sampai.But Amal Nabihah ni menggedik,tarik tangan I and bag semua duh.Then apa lagi menjerit macam orang gila. HAHA. After that semua gerak mcd lah.Tunggu parents masing masing.Nisa tumpang saya lah. haha. And macam biasa warning dia. "Weh kau masuk kereta nanti sure mak aku tanya,"nisa dapat berapa?" haha,so get ready lah" Nisa pun macam dah cuak gila.But okay je laah en. haha. Oh haa dah lupa.Sorry mula lah tua ni.Byeeeee :)

ROMANTIC RIGHT AND STUPID :)

boy: baby,we need to talk.

girl: ricardo,what do u mean?

boy: something has come up...

girl: what?what's wrong?is it bad?

boy: i don't want to hurt you,baby.

girl: *thinks*oh my god.i hope he doesnt break up with me..i love him so much.

boy: baby,are you there??

girl: yeah,i'm here.what is so important??

boy: i'm not sure if i should say it.

girl: well.you already brought it up.so please just tell me.

boy: i'm leaving.

girl: baby,what are u talking about??i don't want you to leave me.i love you.

boy: not like that.i mean i'm moving far away.

girl: why?all of your family lives over here.

boy: well.my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away.

girl: i can't believe this.

[FATHER:(picks up the other phone.interrupts & yells furiously ERICA!!what did i tell you about talking to boys?!!!...get off the damn phone!! (and hangs up). ]

boy: wow.your father sounds really mad.

girl: you know how he gets.but anyways.i dont want you to go.

boy: would you run away with me?

girl: baby,you know i would.i would do anything for you.but i can't...you don't know what would happen if i did.my dad would kill me!

boy: *sad* it's okay..i understand.i guess..

girl: *thinking*i can't believe what's going on.

boy: i need to give you something tonite.because i am leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning.so i need to see you now.

girl:okay.i will sneak out & meet you at the park.

boy: okay.i'll meet you thre in 10 minutes.

[they meet at a nearby park.they both hug eachother.and he gives her a note.]

boy: here you go.this is for you.i gotta go.

girl: *tear*(begins to cry.)

boy: baby,dont cry.you know i love you...but i have to go.

girl: okay(begins to walk away)

[they both go back home.and erica begins to read the letter he gave her]


it says..
"erica,

you probably already know that i'm leaving.i knew this would be better if i wrote a letter explainingthe truth about how much i care about you.the truth is.is that i never loved you.i hated you so much.you are my bitch and dont you ever forget that.i never cared about you.and never wanted to talk to you,and be around you.you really have no clue how much i hate you.now that i'm leaving i thought you should know that i hate you,bitch.you never did the right thing.and you were never there.i didnt think i could hate someone as much as i hate you.and i never want to see you,for the rest of my life.i will never want to cuddle up.how we and i want you to remember that.bitch,you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me.fuck,ihate you so much.i will not talk to you soon bitch...good bye.

-ricardo"
[erica begins to cry.she throws the paper in the garbage & crys for hours]


....a day passes.she is sad,depressed and she feels so lonely..then she gets a phone call...


friend: how are you feeling?


girl: i just cant believe this happened..i thought he loved me.


friend: oh,about that.ricardo left me a message.a few days ago.he told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something...


girl: umm..okay.

[she finds a piece of paper in the jacket.

it says:

"baby i hope you find this before you read my letter.iknew your dad might read it.so i switched a few words..


hate= love
never= always
bitch= baby
will not= will


...i hope you did't take that seriously because i love you with all my heart.ant it was so hard to let you go thats why i wanted you to run away with me..-ricardo"]


girl: oh my god!it's a letter..ricardo does love me!!.he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me.i can't believe how stupid i am!!

friend: lol okay but i g2g..call me later.

girl: *happy*okay.bye.i'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me!

...erica turns the t.v. on.......

[breaking news]"an airplane has crashed.over 47 young boys died.we are still searching for survivors..this is a tragedy we will never forget.this plane was flight 1-80..it was on its way to an all boys boarding school.."the reporter says.

[she turns off the t.v. ...3 days later.she kills herself.because of the fact that ricardo was dead & she had nothing to live for...]

...a day after that the phone rings.nobody answers.it was ricardo.he called to leave a message."its ricardo.i guees you're not home so,i called to let you know that i'm alive.i missed my flight because i had to see you one last time.so,i hope your not worried.i am staying for good."

19th November 2009, Thursday, Khamis.

Mai And Lisa.


JulieLisaAdrianaMaiKarina

Juliee

MaiAbbyayaKarinaSarahLisaDianaAdrianaJeena

LisaMaiAdriana

Meet MyAbby

Meet MyYayayaya

MaiDianaYayaLisaSarahAbbyAdriana.

Meet MyMakJu And MakSa.

Meet My Diana

Sarah Diana Abby Yaya

p/s : Thats all,malas nak upload byee,nanti minta lah (:

19th November 2009,Thursday.

Hello gaaays.19th November 2009, Thursday. Upsr punya results keluar sudah.Lisa,mai, ery, adriana semua ada. Okay suruh lisa tunggu I kat syed.I cakap datang 8 something. Last last 9 something baru muncul kat syed tu.Before that,lisa call call and call. Ohh and text text and text.Mai pun. Lisa and Mai dah bosan gila.Datang 7 something,siapa suruh duh, weh korang buka itu kedaai kaa ? HAHA, sorry gila i know im very latee yeaah makcik.Before nak gerak. I kena jemur baju.mandi memang tak lama.melabur,oh suree im broke. And I need money lah.I minta mygrandny. HAHA. dapat 15 bucks jaa, sedih en :( haha. Okay then.Dah lengkap everything.Jalan atas bukit.tunggu bus. Tak apa.memang driver tu.Bawa LAJU gilaaa. Si lisa tak habis habis text.Bus pun dah sampai. Haih dalam bus.ada lah makhluk makhluk ni.pandang slect ja.Apahal kau,tak puas hati ?! haha, Then dah sampai. Mai pun cakap "Haa ye awalnya" I pun bersalah gila. HAHA. "Sorry gilaa duh -.-". Okay then.ada makcik tu.minta order. I,ery and boyfriend nyaa, kita orang tak tahu nak makan apa,order air pun cukup lah.HAHA. Then dah bayar semua.gerak lah skrm tu. Time masuk jaa,sekolah tu. jumpa lah Yaya,Diana,Abby and Sarah :) , After that.dah nampak adriana.but enen,dia pergi lari. entah apahal pula dia lari.Jumpa hantu kot. Kepala heck ! hantu siang siang.haha. Okay time results nak keluar semua cuaaak gila nak mati.Menangis nangis kau.Siapa tak cuak en.YaAllah, budak budak ni en memang TAK pandai. melambak 5A's fuuh.pandai gilaa duh. Bila bagi tahu mymom,mymom cakap "semua ikut cakap mak bapak,belajar,blaablaablaa" Haaa ye mak tahu tahu.Okay after diorg dah ambil en. Pergi laah dekat makcik abby,yaya,diana and sarah ni, haa comel en. HAHA. Jumpa abby. Tak apa,memang mak by ni tak tinggi. After dapat results semua kejadah tu. Gerak lah ke mcd, melantak lagi. Si mai ni tak sabar sabar.padahal dah melantak kat syed. Then lapar lagi. Perut apa entah makcik ni. haha. Dah makan semua,haih yaya datang. "Nak camera" haha. Bagi lah.Then amik gambar. semua tu haih.Sangat penat. After that.Yaya, sarah, abby diana pun balik lah.Haih memang penat gila that day -.- , Haaa after that pergi lah tasik.Sebab tak tahu nak pergi mana.Actually,dah tak ada arah tuju nak pergi. Semua tanya. eh nak pergi mana ni,nak pergi mana ni semua.Then julie pun cakap.eh I rasa en,dari tadi cakap nak pergi mana nak pergi.arah tuju semua tak ada. haha. Last last gerak tasik tu juga. dah sampai tasik. lisa and mai pergi lari dekat buaian.Ya Allah, macam tak pernah naik jaa. HAHA.Dah amik gambar semua.Lepak lepak, Jenna haus.tak habis habis. Nak air. HAHA. Comel en. Then Julie cakap.Tu air tebu (tasik) haha. Haih semua dah bosan and penat.Tak tahu arah tuju. Last last balik mcd balik.Lepak and mengumpat manusia manusia kat situ.Mcd memang kitaorang punya, laa tak tahu ke ? Taak apa. Thank you. Dahdah stop ! Nanti merepek bye nyaah :)

PosterMonsterRap (PMR)

Hello Malaysia, haha. Okay PMR mcm sangat what the fuck siaaal. Sampai demam kot.Macam orang dah nak mati pun ada. 2 Days before PMR, sangaaat lah nazak.Gila macam tak study koot agama tu. Nak study macam mana.Orang dah nak mati.Makan muntah,makan muntah, Minum pun muntah lagi. Ngek aku tak makan minum pun muntah.Then mydad balik. Dia tengok I dah sangat nazak. HAHA. Then bawa lah pergi clinic Tengku Amir tu. Perrghhh dia punya process tak macam lembab pula en.Then mydad marah sebab tak bagi tahu awal awal yang anaknya sakit macam ni, sampai minyak angin sudah habis satu botol. Aku minum en. Memang boleh baik try lah. BlaBlaBla, Dahdah merepek, okay stop !. haha.

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Okay well, hello. Muka sudah pucat.Aku muntah muntah.Exam macam babi. Hidup ? Ohh merana. Study ? Biasa kot. Macam tak study langsung. Aku pandai sangat. Eee tak. Haih, Berdoa and berusaha ja lah weh.

Cikgu cakap. Before masuk dewan or bilik peperiksaan. Langkah kaki kanan dulu.and berselawat. Okay then, aku pun buat lah en. Comeel en ? HAHA.taak. Okay after that. exam pun start.before tu. pengawas tu berleter dulu.okay dengar je lah en. haha. Undang-undang lah yee. haha. Okay haa,exam mahu mula.Before that. Baca doa panjang lebar. ada lah orang kiri kanan follow sekali. Dah jadi tabiat diorg follow. haha.Dah habis AMIN! HAHA. Okay dah start. Pergh tak macam susah pula en paper dia. nasib lah bm paper 1. Ada lah part mana entah.taram sudaah kot. haha. But insyaAllah betul en.But serious lah.macam jahanam ja. Bm paper 1 habis. Okay dia bagi rest berapa lama entah. bm paper 2 pula start.Memang TAK susah weh.aku suka sangat. kepala heck. plot lah tu lah ni lah. Ayat sana sini.merepek habis sial aku punya karangan.Entah.rojak punya bahasa pun ada.haha. Rojak karim rojak yummy rojak azmi rojak bangla rojak minah. pape je lah en. haha. Aku tak suka betul lah bab mengarang ni. membebel boleh lah.memang aku suka.Siapa dah pernah kena.Thank you. Okay tak suka gila bahagian B, dia pasal apa entah.mati aku nak fikir.Okay dah habis paper bm.Done. Dia bagi rehat berapa lama.tak ingat.maklumlah orang sudah tua. HAHA. Okay nisa tanya "weh nak follow aku gerak mcd tak.balik rumah ecah dulu, tumpang nabila.kakak dia hantar" okay aku pun follow lah. Bila dah sampai kat rumah siti aisyah zulkefli ni en.Memang cantik. Tuannya tak ada kat rumah. tunggu 10 or 15 minutes kot. aku nak mati dah. haha. Then gerak lah rumah keempat aku tu (MCD). tak makan pun. then. Balik lah kat sekolah. Exam pun nak start dah. Ada lah rempits ni en. Gelabah lah kau. exam dah start setengah jam yang lepas.muka kau baru muncul. Suka hati korang jaa. Paper agama pun start lah. Dimulakan dengan doa yee.Baru jawab. Pergh alhamdulillah boleh jawab.Sebab ada yang baca tu.masuk kot. HEE :D Thank God :) Dah habis paper bm and agama.balik rumah. Tunggu mydad,tak apa. Memang tak lama tunggu. aku nak pengsan dah.Balik rumah cari toilet muntah. Bye first day PMR.

Next day,haaa okay second day dan seterus nya pula. paper apa eh ? Perghh lupa duh.Nenek betul lah.Aku lupa gila. entah pape je lah, science KOT. science thursday or friday. Haa cakap pasal science paper 2 memang TAK SUSAH gilaa en. Otak aku bercelaru.macam macam jawapan gila ada oh. haha. Sejarah pun sama. otak aku memang cepat gilaa rupanya nak process. haha. Ohh haa yang ingat paper math monday. Merdeka bhaai mathematics punya habis. padahal ada lagi satu paper. Kemahiran Hidup Bersepadu. Aww. HAHA. Then paper khb punya pula. Not bad lah, alhamdulillah boleh jawab :) Daah full stop ! Nanti aku merepek.

Haaa lastly,you know what.Teachers buat spotcheck time kita orang tengah exam.time jawab paper.Dah macam polis pun ada duh.And ada lah guys ni.yang PANDAI sangat.bawa rokok.Padan muka kau.Then before keluar.kena check poket. Comeel en ? And keluar sekolah. Bye PosterMonsterRap (PMR) *good luck 8As.

p/s : Ohh haa jap, ada ke orang bangang tak guna mana entah pergi gunting bag myfriend.Bangang curi phone and duit orang, kau tu tak guna. Orang tanya tak ada siapa nak mengaku. Sebab kau tu sangat bodoh. Babi jahanam dan tak guna. Dan sebagainya lah en. Kau tu macam eeeeeeee apa ja duh,tak ada duit sendiri kaa ? Taak ada phone dah ? padahal melambak.Hasil curian kau tu. Sedar lah diri tu.Bagi balik harta orang.bukan kau punya.